Saturday 18 July 2015

Ted 2 Movie Review & Rating

09:19
Mark wahlberg , Ted & Amanda siegfried


Personal rating for the film - 7/10

If your a fan of Ted 1 then this sequel is a must watch .

Ted 2 follows the awesome bear though his relationships and friendships to try and get is rights changed from "property" to "person" although it's never as easy as expected especially when Ted's arch Nemesis Donny is back to seek Ted out for his revenge (who's dancing makes me laugh) you also see Amanda Siegfried come into the film who also makes this second movie more funny as the trio go through they're adventures.

I personally enjoy this film although i found that it didn't fully live up to its predecessor which had more of a decent plot line . But this film is still guaranteed to make you sick (some gross scenes but i wont spoil)  and make your cheeks hurt from laughter.


So if you heading down to the cinema grab some popcorn and prepare for the laughter

This was a small review as i don't want to put in too many spoilers .



Sunday 8 March 2015

The Tesco Orchard Programme

18:03


Hi Guy's I thought I'd share my experience with Tesco Orchard programme .
What is it all about ?

Once Signed up and once you've personalised your profile with surveys . Members are invited to take part in schemes that invite them to participate in Tesco exclusive programme's which can include money off vouchers/product testing, with the intention of providing feedback and sharing your opinion to the world wide web via web site's such as Facebook and Twitter. You also get extra voucher's that you can pass onto people you know where you can also get their opinion's on the product to add to your feedback .
After receiving vouchers / product , you are rewarded with Orchard points if they write a Facebook post or tweet mentioning the item or write a customer review or blog post. The more you provide feedback and promote your experience the better your orchard score which means you are more likely to receive new invites to programmes more often.
My experience has been really enjoyable , i love the chance to try new things and everybody loves to save some money on product's they may not of usually thought to pick up.
It has changed my view on Tesco showing they are willing to engage more with their customer's and engage with us on product's and offers is a excellent way to encourage shoppers to change their main stores and try Tesco or even Tesco express.

You can even earn tesco clubcard points!!
The programme's i have been invited to personally offered me brilliant products that I've shared with people around me who all seemed to be surprised that a scheme such as this exists as not many store's take care of their customers and engage with them like this scheme . It also gives customers a chance to provide feedback and be completely honest on the product's they try .

You can also connect your club card and for some surveys and earn extra points !




Monday 2 March 2015

Upcoming Movies For March 2015

16:59
Few Of The Latest Upcoming Movie's
 SPOILER ALERT WARNING












Home
In cinema's Friday 27th March
Directed by-Tim Johnson 
Cast-Jim Parsons,Rhianna,Steve Martin.
Storyline; When earth is taken over by a alien race in the search of a new planet to call home, all humans are relocated . And a alien and human embark on a road trip of a life time.





The Divergent Series: Insurgent

In cinemas Friday 20th March 
Directed by-Robert Schewentke
Cast-Shailene Woodley , Theo James , Jai Courtney , Kate Winslet .
Storyline: Insurgent raises the stakes for Tris as she searches for allies and answers in the ruins of a futuristic Chicago . Tris and four are now fugitives hunted by Jeanine , the leader of the power hungry elite. They must find out the reason their families sacrificed themselves and 
protect the ones they love.








Chappie



In cinema's Friday 6th March

Director-Neil Blomkamp
Cast-Sharlo copley , sigourney weaver , Huge Jackman.
Storyline:Every child comes into this world full of promise, and none more so than Chappie he is gifted , special and a prodigy but theres one thing that makes chappie different from anyone else;he is a robot.The first robot with the ability to think and feel for himself.







The gunman
In Cinemas Friday 20th March

Director;Pierre Morel
Cast:Sean Penn,Ray Winstone,Mark Rylance,Idris Elba
Storyline;Sean Penn stars as a former special forces soldier and military contractor suffering from PTSD . He tried to connect with his lost long love , but first he must go on the run from London to Barcelona and across Europe in order to clear his name.





These are just a few of the top movies coming out this march !
Enjoy





















Friday 27 February 2015

MissCalisi's Make Up Routine And Tips

13:58

Welcome in this blog I'm going to share the way i like to do my make up have a insight to my own beauty routine.




 

Red always false or painted!
 NailsI love my nails being done if i can afford to i will go to the nail salon and have a full set of tips/gel's usually Red I'm obsessed with red nails i think they are beautiful and complements my personality.




Be bold with red lips 
            Lips
           
         As you've realised obsessed with red i think red lips look gorgeous
But my skin tone doesn't agree with bright red lipstick so i go for red lipgloss with a hint of glitter . But if you can pull of bright red lips do it ! Its bold and a statement .






Two tones blusher

Blusher
Blusher wise I always use a two tone blusher that include a pale pink and a bright pink for a really nice two toned blush on your face because you don't want bright pink dolly cheeks. You're not a barbie doll.











Liquid always use a soft sponge to apply


 Foundation 
I always use a liquid foundation and a soft make up sponge to blend it in the colour i go for based on my skin tone is soft tan . But ladies remember ORANGE doesn't look good no matter what you think.!










Add on top of your lipstick for extra effect
 Lip Gloss
Red or pinks are best for gloss in my opinion you want to add that colour to your face and lips are the first thing people notice after noticing your eyes .

A Lot of people when they talk focus on your lips so you want something that looks good Red , Pinks or even a clear glimmer gloss.
A good tip is use your fave lipstick then put some clear gloss over the top to add that extra shine.

Always want to go for black 
 Liquid eyeliner!
I never used to wear liquid eyeliner much but recently I've realised how amazing it is it brings out the eyes improves photos by highlighting your eyes also mixed with the right eye shadow's can really bring out your eyes to a whole new level.

Liquid eyeliner mixed well with eyeshadow

Black Soft kohl
 Eyeliner

Eyeliner wise I always go for a black i think its the best colour and you always want to bring out your eye's i think even if your not wearing make up adding eyeliner can make a big difference .
I tend to go for black soft kohl eyeliner do top lids and bottom and a flick in the corner of the eye.







Hope you've enjoyed don't forget to share and comment .
Any topic's you would like to hear more about let me know .





























Hello Ladies

08:31
Steve merchant playing Steve Prichard in Hello Ladies series/Movie


I've just finished Hello Ladies Series and the Hello Ladies movie I found it hilarious, cringe worthy and a really good series.
The series created by Stephen merchant , Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky.
 The series is about Steve merchant as a English bloke that moved to LA looking for love.

Unfortunately there was one series and a movie as it was cancelled by HBO which was a shame because it was so funny.

The show is about a Englishman Stuart pritchard (Steve Merchant) living in LA with the intent of finding the woman of his dreams (supermodel) , however the awkward Stuart keeps running into cringe worthy situations so often .

Along for the adventure's included his best friend wade who has separated from his wife Jessica who is just as a  cringe worthy when trying to pull women to get over his wife , also included a aspiring actress/screenwriter living at Stuart's home as a lodger who is a best friend to Stuart .

Stuart-wade-kievs
 The pilot episode started with introducing this nerdy , lanky geek called Stuart trying to pull girl's , it starts off with Stuart and wade in a nightclub trying to chat up Ladies with keywords such as suicide and abortion the women ran off quickly because the boys have no chat up lines and can be very creepy and cringeworthy.

later though the episode Stuart thinks he has a chance with an actor friend of  Jessica's they all go to a nightclub and the tragedy starts he ended up buying the whole bar drinks , getting humiliated and humiliating himself in front of the majority of the bar and the girl he was trying to impress and ended up still going home and having a microwave meal for one. .

I think this series is excellent and so funny .
Christine Woods playing Jessica In Hello Ladies


Steve merchant has outdone himself I've recently watched him on the Ricky gervais show and stitching up Karl pilkington in idiot abroad , but Hello Ladies for myself has been put a spotlight on Steve merchant for me and shown me how funny he can be .

Christine wood's who plays Jessica in the show I only recently realised was also a character in walking dead series . I never watched her play in much else before but I think shes a really good comedian and really does make the show with Steve merchant they are both excellent comedians in this series.

The final show
Started with Stuart trying to impress his ex girlfriend and her husband that he knew from England by trying to show off this LA lifestyle and ends up getting his best friend Jessica to pretend to be his girlfriend they end up getting together when this was happening I was screaming at the TV "yayyy" because throughout the series you just want them to get together and your shouting at the TV going c'mon you're meant for each other.

The episode shows Stuart accepting changes in his life and stops trying so hard to get stuff that hes not going to get in life and shows Jessica moving on with her life from being a actor to going back to education and realising they are a perfect match for each other .

I have been telling everyone about this hilarious series just because the cast is simply wonderful and every episode is well written and absolutely hilarious . I got hooked from the beginning and its just such a original series . the writers get these awkward situations so perfect and the actor's expressions get it right on !.

Funny Quotes From the show .

Stuart was getting robbed and said "if i suck your cock , can i keep my wallet"
The wedding and the mother says about her child "oo what is he like aha"

 Stuarts reply was "hes a cunt"
 what are you fuckheads doing tonight " "fuck you , fucking googley eyed beanpole cunt"

You should watch this show for giggle so funny :)

Enjoy





Trying to chat up girl's and failing







Hairdressing rant

05:46

As i sit watching my partner get his hair cut every few week's sitting there thinking " it only cost's £8.50 for a male to get his hair cut" then i think about when it comes to getting my hair cut .

I look around the high street looking for a salon for an appropriate price i am willing to pay and the prices always shock me you can go to the high end Francesco's where they charge £35-£60 for what they say is the best the price .

The difference between mens hair and woman's is atrocious you would think that the fact women get they're hair changed / styled / cut more often than men would be taken into account. You would think that it would be cheaper considering how in demand a hair salon can be and how fully booked they can get and how quickly .
This is something that always get's on my nerves every time i look to get my hair cut as its just too much money in my opinion i think that they should seriously rethink the market that they offer for us ladies you would think if they lowered they're prices that their salons would be more in demand . !!??!!

Even the lower end female salon's charge £25-£40 for something decent RIDICULOUS.

You could ask grandparents how much it cost in their days they would say everything was so much cheaper back in the day.



I understand the development of hairdressing has changed alot compared to what it used to be considering there is new style's ,extensions and products to offer its understandable how they can adjust the prices over the year's and also how many new salon's/shops can multiply over the year's .

But it's still a big pet hate of mine and something i rant about often :)

Thanks for reading my rant


Tuesday 24 February 2015

Last Week Of Eastenders Catch Up And Review

15:30















Missed any eastenders ? Weren't paying attention
? let's have a catch up ;

In the special flashback episode that goes back in time to show us what finally happened to Lucy Beale on the night of her murder.
With every moment of her evening revealed and all our questions are answered not only how she died but why ?!

Hetti Bywater came back to play her last episode as Lucy Beale while other character's return to help us fill in the blanks like Jamie Lomas
who plays character Jake Stone who was originally arrested for a suspect into Lucy's murder .And Also a return of Tanya Franklin (Rainie).

In this episode Abi Branning reveals to max her spat with Lucy Beale on the night she died admitting she wished she killed her ( in my opinion abi has turned into a right bitch) .

Lucy catches Billy stealing fish from the chippy they bicker then it comes to light that billy had some sort of crush/obsession with Lucy .

Ian Beale meets up with Raine (street gal) we all know what happens in the car .

Lucy helps Jake stone return home after the alcoholic turned up and the apartment building looking for Lauren , she asked max for some help getting him in the house.
Max agreed to help ,but while helping jake get on his feet she gets knocked in the face by drunk Jake stone accidental but it also explains why her blood was in his flat !

Lucy get's attacked by Denise .

Lucy decides to write a letter to her dad but get's interrupted She turn's around and we finally see how she died .

The story is bobby knocked her over the head panicked and then rung Jane his step mother , who covered it up moved Lucy's body and told bobby he didn't kill his sister .

Bobby - Holding the murder weapon that killed lucy.







"BOBBY BOBBY bobby ??? !!!! ??? !! well no one expected that they didn't consider how the hell can i 10 year old boy over power Lucy and knock her over the head he wasn't even on the suspect list but hey hoe the storyline is revealed finally !! " 


Elsewhere thing's are getting weird when 7 of the resident's try to cover up the fact nick cotton is dead to try and save dot but instead she called the police and says "i killed my son" . Shes now in jail and not far behind is her grandson Charlie cotton as he try's to help her by telling the police the truth but end's up giving them power to arrest him .

Also Nancy is on the edge as we are all wondering what happened to Dean after the fight in the cellar and the question on all our lips is "how far did mick go ?"

After Kim having her baby in the Queen Vic toilets it is revealed her baby has a infection she makes up with her sister Denise and they both comfort each other watching over Pearl the new baby.
Another question on our lip's is " are we going to meet this mysterious daddy ? "

GoodBye Lucy Beale ( Hetti Bywater)






So we say our Final Goodbye to Lucy Beale Aka Hetti Bywater with her exit from eastenders shes opened more doors to her career in acting so keep an eye out for her in Death in paradise , The odd couple and australian crime drama where she plays DC Lucy Owen .
I haven't watched tonight episode so that will have to wait till next time .
Hope you've all enjoyed catching up !

Whats your view's on the story line's ? Leave your comment's below 

Eastenders Cast















Quickest and Easiest Family Meal

12:22
No motivation to cook ? But want a hot , quick , easy meal? .
Homemade Spaghetti Bolognese is the Easiest meal you could ever cook so I'm going to talk you through how to prepare and cook the way I do it .


Cooking time 20-30min's top's.


Ingredients;



1small onion 
Handful mushrooms
500g Beef Mince
400ml Stock cube (beef)
400g Spaghetti
Splash on pepper & salt
1 Teaspoon Salted butter
1tin chopped tomatoes
Pinch of basil

If you want that extra spice kick (optional) you can add a pinch of chilli.


Method; 


  • Heat a large saucepan over medium heat. Add a tablespoon of  oil and once hot add your 500g mince cook till brown careful not to overdo the mince tho.
  • Drain your mince and pop to one side . 
  • Fry your onion's / mushroom's for 5-6 minute's add a pinch of salt then re add your mince
  • Add your tomatoes and your stock and mix well add your pinch of basil , pepper and if your spicing it up with chilli add it now! Simmer for 20mins with saucepan lid on.
  • While your bol sauce is simmering away warm up some water in a small saucepan and add your spaghetti . you want to cook for 8-12 minutes by the time your spaghetti is ready to serve your sauce should be done. (when you drain your spaghetti add your 1 teaspoon of salted butter mix into spaghetti gives it that delicious taste).
  • Serve sauce over spaghetti and enjoy !
     



    Thanks for reading it isn't the healthiest meal but it is one of the quickest meals to make and very delicious




Oscar's What They Were Wearing

08:32







The Women

Many Celeb's turned up to the oscar's from Jennifer Aniston to Jared Leto .
Many of the Ladies looked fab but some looked like they had got their fashion advice of a homeless person (no offence) 


In my opinion my best dresses Ladies award goes to Dakota Johnson & Jennifer Aniston in a tie for my vote .
Below are some of the celeb's that turned out to the big red carpet event .
who do you thinks the best dressed? and vote on the poll below to vote !! 


I do apologise for the layout of the photo's this is my first blog and adding photo's / customising them is proving to be a challenge :)

If you like the blog or want to share go ahead at the bottom of the page and tweet or facebook it .

Thanks for reading .

Dakota Johnson

Lady Gaga
Gwyneth Paltrow

Reese Witherspoon
Jennifer Lopez

Rita ora
Jennifer Aniston
Sienna Miller
Anna Kendrik



Who you YOU think was the best dressed ??

Dakota Johnson
Jennifer Lopez
Anna Kendrik
Sienna Miller
Rita Ora
Jennifer Aniston
Reese Witherspoon
Gwyneth Paltrow
Lady GaGa
Other
Please Specify:
poll generator

About Us

Recent

Random